interwar:

do you ever just look at children of couples in films or television shows and go

no

you are genetically impossible

that is not a dominant allele

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kingtomcat:

awkwardly-cute:

COULD IT BE

DON’T WORRY STEVE NARUTO’S COMING TO SAVE YOU

kingtomcat:

awkwardly-cute:

COULD IT BE

DON’T WORRY STEVE NARUTO’S COMING TO SAVE YOU

(via ancestralbanshee)

4eyedblonde:

zanderpants:

According to multiple sources, Christopher Eccleston is currently in talks to play the main villain, Malekith, in the upcoming Marvel film, Thor: The Dark World.

Most famously known as the Ninth Doctor on Doctor Who, Eccleston would play Malekith the Accursed, ruler of the Dark Elves of the realm of Svartalfheim, and occasional ally of Loki.

SCREAMING

(via avelera)

iloveyoujhutch:

They should have a ‘play movie with deleted scenes’ option when watching a DVD.

(via baltifag)

ericaisawesome56:

farfromgotham:

Fun fact time: many of my old acquaintances still make joking comments whenever they see me wearing pink, because as a child (and honestly pretty much right up to high school) I would refuse to associate with any pink objects. 
It wasn’t because I didn’t like pink, it was because since I appeared female I was supposed to/ it was immediately assumed that I did and therefore it pissed me the ever-loving fuck off. I was ashamed to like it, which is terrible because pink is an awesome color. But when you shove it down young girls throats it gets really old, really fast. 
Give the child the fucking rainbow, and if they pick pink, it’s not because they are female and/or effeminate, it’s because they like the color pink. 

THIS.

ericaisawesome56:

farfromgotham:

Fun fact time: many of my old acquaintances still make joking comments whenever they see me wearing pink, because as a child (and honestly pretty much right up to high school) I would refuse to associate with any pink objects. 

It wasn’t because I didn’t like pink, it was because since I appeared female I was supposed to/ it was immediately assumed that I did and therefore it pissed me the ever-loving fuck off. I was ashamed to like it, which is terrible because pink is an awesome color. But when you shove it down young girls throats it gets really old, really fast. 

Give the child the fucking rainbow, and if they pick pink, it’s not because they are female and/or effeminate, it’s because they like the color pink. 

THIS.

(via chubbell)

olivertuesday:

SUPERWHOLOCKVENGERS

(via chubbell)

heyfunniest:

Avengers’ New Groove Masterpost.

avengerspls:

zombiegravitation:

just-tay:

livx18:

loki-dokey:

sillysymphonic:

ladyknight1991:

Its funny because if tony stark became a llama then almost the exact plot of Emperor’s New Groove would ensue

THE COMMENT FUCK I’M DYING

SO AM I

Tony as Kuzco
Steve as Pacha
Loki as Yzma
Thor as Kronk
“Thor, are you talking to that squirrel?”

“PULL THE LEAVER THOR!”

“WRONG LEVER!”

OH MY GOD I WANT THIS

avengerspls:

zombiegravitation:

just-tay:

livx18:

loki-dokey:

sillysymphonic:

ladyknight1991:

Its funny because if tony stark became a llama then almost the exact plot of Emperor’s New Groove would ensue

THE COMMENT FUCK I’M DYING

SO AM I

Tony as Kuzco

Steve as Pacha

Loki as Yzma

Thor as Kronk

“Thor, are you talking to that squirrel?”

“PULL THE LEAVER THOR!”

“WRONG LEVER!”

OH MY GOD I WANT THIS

(via cardigansarecool)

vondell-swain:

prevent ghostnoting by lining the edges of your post with salt

(via shiitsuu)

I think MLA Format was developed by people looking to do as little work as possible

  • President of MLA or whatever: Okay so this will be the professional format all papers are to be written.
  • President: All papers will be double-spaced
  • President: And on the first page you will put your name, your college class, your professor's name, the date you pretended you started your essay on, as well as the paper's name. All on separate lines.
  • President: Now that you've eaten up half of your first page, add a header with your last name and the page number
  • President: Now take all the margins and increase them to one inch.
  • President: Feel free to use as many long quotes as you want, because you need to directly cite references
  • President: If your quote is longer than four lines, create a new mini-paragraph for it and indent every line so that it takes up even more space.
  • President: You're welcome, college students.

messenger15:

  • It took me a second to interperet the last box.

(via macbethlab)