“—and so he donned a dress, nay, an entire ensemble of women’s garments from veil to silk stockings, completely and trustingly prepared to assume Freya’s identity.”

“…Thor’s going to be king of Asgard someday, right?”

“Don’t interrupt. We travelled to Jotunheim to meet Thyrm, where he held court from atop a staircase of ice. Thor was daintily lifting his skirts as he walked, hairy legs bared to the frigid air…”

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onac911:

Merry Christmas everyone

Batman waterudoin

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hackedmotionsensors:

Goddammit, Hank.

hackedmotionsensors:

Goddammit, Hank.

avelera:

lostwiginity:

What.

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The.

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Hell.

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Don’t forget

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astudyinassembly:

pie-liner-eats-tesseract:

spookysataan:

heyfunniest:

Avengers’ New Groove Masterpost.

oh it’s not the masterpost… not yET:

LOL BEST POST EVER 

EVERYBODY ELSE GO HOME THIS POST WINS THE INTERNET

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seizure7:

What I’ve got done so far for AVENGERS vs. THE VENTURE BROS!
A giant satirical theme within the Venture Bros show is FAILURE.
Soooo: Tony’s a billionaire scientist and a severe alcoholic who is (rumored to be) on his 5th liver. His Iron Man suit has been confiscated by the OSI for Flying Under Influence. Loki’s been kicked out of Asgard and he’s a new member of The Guild of Calamitous Intent. Natasha’s an OSI agent with a body count so high it makes more sense to ask her: would you like more ledger with the red? Clint’s suffering from PSTD from Loki’s mind control (You don’t know what it’s like maaan! That Aesir asshole had me peeling grapes and giving him pedicures.)

seizure7:

What I’ve got done so far for AVENGERS vs. THE VENTURE BROS!

A giant satirical theme within the Venture Bros show is FAILURE.

Soooo: Tony’s a billionaire scientist and a severe alcoholic who is (rumored to be) on his 5th liver. His Iron Man suit has been confiscated by the OSI for Flying Under Influence. Loki’s been kicked out of Asgard and he’s a new member of The Guild of Calamitous Intent. Natasha’s an OSI agent with a body count so high it makes more sense to ask her: would you like more ledger with the red? Clint’s suffering from PSTD from Loki’s mind control (You don’t know what it’s like maaan! That Aesir asshole had me peeling grapes and giving him pedicures.)

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gingerhaze:

the avenger’s new groove why am I still doing this

gingerhaze:

the avenger’s new groove why am I still doing this

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hoursago:

he was on the roof

hoursago:

he was on the roof

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poeticeccentricmagic:

How the science bros express their emotional side.

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  • 2013: Iron Man 3 comes out
  • 2013: Robert Downy Jr. legally has his named changed to Tony Stark
  • 2014: The now Tony Stark unveils his new company Stark Industries, dedicated to researching the technology needed to created things from the Marvel universe.
  • 2016: The first Arc Reactor construction begins, a major breakthrough in solving the energy crisis.
  • 2017: Stark Industries is the leading producing of arms and energy sources.
  • 2020: Tony unveils the very first combat ready Iron Man suit.
  • 2020: Tony Stark hires Samuel L. Jackson to be his representative to the United Nation
  • 2020: The U.N. approves Tony as the first internationally recognized privately owned peacekeeper.
  • 2021: The U.S. Government creates a organization dedicated to supporting Tony's military actions, at Tony's request Samuel L. Jackson is appointed head of S.H.I.E.L.D. under the codename Nick Fury
  • 2023: Stark Industries begins researching into genetic maniuplation.
  • 2024: Stark Industries produces a Telsla coil/Hammer hybrid
  • 2024: Chris Hemsworth receives a invitation to join SHEILD, he accepts.
  • 2026: Chris Evans, Jeremy Renner, Mark Ruffalo, and Scarlett Johansson all volunteer for genetic alteration and increased lifespan.
  • 2026: Agent "Nick Fury" announces to the world the completion of the Avengers
  • 2027: 2nd in command of SHIELD: Clark Gregg legally changes his name to Phil Coulson and runs for president
  • 2028: The world enjoys uninterrupted peace.

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

r-o-m-a-n-o-f-f:

why are you all posting bald eagles for fourth of july we should be posting pictures of phil coulson he was thE REAL HERO

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