dajo42:

literally like. i’m not ~~~attracted to~~~ my friends but. they’re all attractive. like, wow. fuck. i am surrounded by hot people. i hope other people see how hot my friends are. i hope they see us in a group and are like “holy shit. so many hot people. hot as stars. that’s less of a clique and more of a constellation”

(via majesticfaequeenpips)

milthanks:

vinegod:

how i feel when i wear glasses vs how i feel without them. by AlliCattt

where’s her oscar because this is a full movie in 6 seconds

(via monstrousreg)

pugsnotborissjohnsen:

crying is the biggest bullshit ever its like “oh you’re feeling sad and vulnerable, lets make liquid come flying out of your face and make it really loud too so everyone around you will sense your weakness” who the fuck authorized this. its terrible planning, id like to file a complaint

(via whitestuffknowslimits)

addelburgh:

incognito

incatnito

addelburgh:

incognito

incatnito

(via suzaeuphie)

piercethemen:

then he wentz 

piercethemen:

then he wentz 

(via folieaskeleton)

punkwarren:

striderdaves:

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

(via everydaymishaps)

dropdeadesu:

A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”

(via big-krispy)

aluox:

image

I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue

(via everydaymishaps)

life-of-a-latin-student:

Alternate title for Homer’s Iliad?

Of Mycenaean Men

(via cardigansarecool)

riddlersgammon:

that time of year is approaching

scary lawn decorations

terrifying tv programs

people in costumes going door to door

election season

(via whitestuffknowslimits)

sharpayevons:

"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

(via whitestuffknowslimits)

yuki-menoko:

quilavaflare:

homoghost:

cakebaked:

espeon no

espeon yes

lesbeon

yuki-menoko:

quilavaflare:

homoghost:

cakebaked:

espeon no

espeon yes

lesbeon

(via god-damn-pancakes)