postcardsfromspace:

tumblingkadri:

cannibaliza:

camwyn:

cookienun:

iraffiruse:

Technology then and now

at first i thought it was the same number then I noticed it said GB and damn

As one of the tech review magazines said a few years ago when the first 32 GB micro SD cards came out, “At last it is possible for a single human being to accidentally swallow all of the data collected by the Apollo Program.”

now that is a review

It’s 2014, you could swallow the data value of the library of alexandria at this point, hell give it enough time you can fart reading rainbows

I love the idea of technological progress being measured in terms of how much civilization one can accidentally eat.

postcardsfromspace:

tumblingkadri:

cannibaliza:

camwyn:

cookienun:

iraffiruse:

Technology then and now

at first i thought it was the same number then I noticed it said GB and damn

As one of the tech review magazines said a few years ago when the first 32 GB micro SD cards came out, “At last it is possible for a single human being to accidentally swallow all of the data collected by the Apollo Program.”

now that is a review

It’s 2014, you could swallow the data value of the library of alexandria at this point, hell give it enough time you can fart reading rainbows

I love the idea of technological progress being measured in terms of how much civilization one can accidentally eat.

(via keire-ke)

disgustinghuman:

[sighs internally]

[sighs externally]

[sighs eternally]

(via hackedmotionsensors)

cantwaitforpizza:

i can’t stop laughing he’s like what no climb

(via kageillusionz)

colorfulcuties:

drmcatcher:

Bleached my hair blonde and added pink Marley twists :)

(via god-damn-pancakes)

startariott:

“just because drunk people drop shit” 

startariott:

“just because drunk people drop shit” 

(via chouais)

lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

(via macbethlab)

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

(via macbethlab)

David: The final design for Freddy was based on a pepperoni pizza. I was at a restaurant one night, and I was having pizza and I was just kind of deep in thought. I started playing around with the cheese, putting it around the pepperoni, and actually made Freddy’s face on the pizza.

David Miller on what inspired his makeup for Robert Englund in A Nightmare on Elm Street, 1984

(via luciddrugs)

castieltherebel

spockhetti:

AU where magic and unicorns and mermaids and dragons exist and people read cool fantasy books about taxes and dishwashers

arthur weasley

neil gaiman wrote a story like this once and it is honestly one of the best things I have ever read in my life.

its honestly a pretty inspiring story to anyone that writes  fantasy, it kinda gives the message ‘write for yourself, not for your critics’.

(via cardigansarecool)

huskdawgzilla:

you’re hired

huskdawgzilla:

you’re hired

(via chouais)

amerikhantrash:

Extensive research has concluded that this indeed, is the greatest line in animated film history.

(via monstrousreg)

mammamoon:

DO YOU EVER WONDER WHY YOU HAVE SUCH A STRONG URGE TO SQUEEZE THINGS BECAUSE THEY’RE CUTE

there was an article about it and it said there is nothing to satisfy how you feel about the thing being so cute so the natural human urge is to kill it so it will stop being cute

(via chouais)